Quotes / Green Wing

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Sue: “Did you just touch my squirrel?”

Sue: “You come in here every week, with your sordid little tales, but I know, whatever whoever you're doing, it's my face you see before you. Yeah, yeah, because I was the one who broke you first, wasn't I? And you just can't get me out of your head”

Sue: [to an upset worker] “Take that 'Dealing with difficult people' and fuck off!”

Sue: “Key member of the team? No. Scatterbrained floozy, Yes!”

Sue: “Dr Macartney, yes, I am on your side! I'm always on your side, you know I'm by your side, I'm up your side, I'm through your side, I'm under your side... I'm all over your side”

Sue: “If something's distracting you from your work, Caroline, it might be best that you get it off that lovely chest of yours”

Sue: “Well...Dr. Trodd. Maybe you've had your chance with him. Maybe it's too late. Maybe someone else deserves to take priority. Maybe you should just stay away or pay the price. Hmm? Now maybe you should think about that...You've been warned lady.”

Mac: "Actually, I'm between..."
Sue: "Thighs?"
Mac: "...networks."

Sue: “No, Listen! She's not good enough for you! She's never gonna be good enough for you, Mac! She doesn't have a fanny!”

Caroline: "Ironically, Martin's probably the sanest person in this hospital"
Sue: "Apart from me of course"

Sue: "He's gonna have to move to America and live in a caravan with his mother, where they'll have big-foreheaded children with very small hands...very small."

Martin: "I need some help."
Sue: "Yes I know that Martin, I have got eyes."

Martin: "Would that be enough?"
Sue: "For women to find you genuinely attractive? No. But it might make you look a little taller. Or a little less like a wee elf."

Guy: "Put me down"
Sue: "You look like a donkey"
Guy: "...for a donation!"

Sue: "You can't have that, you're far too fat!"

Sue: "What's the magic word?"
Guy: "Abracadabra?"

Sue: "Now Dr. MacCarthey, I hear you're going to be weilding that knife again this afternoon. That's great news! We would have struggled on a single income. "

Mac: "Just be very careful in future if you want to be taken seriosuly" [leaves]
Sue: "Oh I'd rather just be taken."